Confessions of a Deep Cleaner: The 7 Shocking Things We’ve Found (and How We Fixed Them)
Oct 22, 2025
People always ask,
“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever found on a deep clean?”
And honestly? We’ve seen things.
Things that make you question your life choices.
Things that remind you why we do what we do.So today, we’re spilling (a little bit of) the tea — no names, no shame, just the kind of behind-the-scenes stories that prove why experience really matters when it comes to cleaning.
1. The “Forgotten Fridge”
We once opened a fridge that had clearly been on an emotional journey.
The contents had… evolved. Let’s just say it had its own microclimate.How we fixed it:
Steam, enzyme spray, patience, and a lot of moral support.
Once the science project was removed, we deep-sanitised every shelf and sealed it with a food-safe finish.
It’s now a fridge you’d be proud to Instagram.
2. The Mystery Smell
You know that smell that makes you question if something’s died?
Yeah. We’ve been there.
Turns out, a small leak under the washing machine had been quietly soaking into the floorboards for months.How we fixed it:
Dehumidifiers, anti-microbial treatment, and our signature Mackies Scent Reset.
Now it smells like white tea and victory.3. The “Oh, That’s Where My Earrings Went” Moment
Every deep clean comes with at least one emotional reunion.
Lost jewellery, missing remote controls, birthday cards from 2012 — we find them all.How we fixed it:
By treating every home like a treasure hunt.
We don’t just clean around — we lift, move, check, and return.4. The Post-Renovation Disaster
Builders are great. But they leave behind chaos.
Dust that somehow makes it into your cereal cupboard, paint splatters in places paint should never be, and footprints that defy logic.How we fixed it:
This is where The Mackies Method shines.
We follow our top-to-bottom, left-to-right process to catch every trace.
By the end, it looks like the builders were a dream — not a nightmare.5. The Pet Project
We love pets. But sometimes they love the sofa a little too much.
Let’s just say we’ve seen things that required gloves, enzyme spray, and emotional resilience.How we fixed it:
Targeted odour neutralising, steam extraction, and patience.6. The “I’ll Do It Later” Oven
If you’ve ever told yourself that, you’re in good company.
We once opened an oven that could’ve been used to carbon date time itself.How we fixed it:
We used our professional-grade degreasing system, a bit of House of How elbow grease, and a finishing polish that makes clients gasp.
That oven now gleams like a mirror.
7. The Emotional Clean
Not all surprises are bad.
Sometimes we’re called in after big life moments — moving, loss, new starts.
These are the cleans that stick with us.How we fixed it:
By showing up with care, not judgement.
Cleaning is personal. We get it.
We restore order, one surface at a time.“It’s not just about what we clean — it’s what we help people let go of.”
What These Stories Have in Common
Every one of them started with a mess that felt impossible — and ended with a home that felt brand new.
That’s the power of The Mackies Method — equal parts process, precision, and pride.When you’ve seen as much as we have, nothing shocks you anymore — except how good a deep clean feels when it’s done properly.
The Mackies Minute: Your Takeaway Tip
💡 Pick one “I’ll do it later” job this week — the oven, the grout, that one cupboard everyone avoids. Tackle it with intention. You’ll feel 10x lighter once it’s done.
Ready for Your Own Mackies Transformation?
If you’re ready for your home to surprise you (in a good way this time), book your Home Visit Deep Clean Consultation today.



